



Pressed further in the matter, Melissa says oh pshaw! Abby really does too care about all of her kids and she’s probably just threatening to replace them to light a fire under their complacent arses. The kids are willing to go to the ends of the earth for Abby and they should be rewarded for their loyalty. She is also the first to admit she is most certainly worried about Abby hosting nationwide auditions to bolster the ALDC competition team.Ĭhristi chimes in that Abby’s a total hypocrite replacing her own students with dancers trained to be outstanding by other instructors. Jill looks like an advertisement for vacationing in Palm Beach, what with her deep, dark Banana Boat tan setting off her cantaloupe-colored dress. Then we start out with JC, Executive Producer Superstar - who has supplemented the new hairdo he sported in the Dance Moms Christmas Special with a little moussed-up peak - grilling the dance moms. In any case, it’s good to see the girls dance.

We start with an incredibly lovely group number called “Just Be” which I would love from start to finish except for the part where 3/4 of the way through the song, the ethereal singer notes that besides flying over the water like a couple of birdies, just being also includes making love from dusk till noon - which a) doesn’t seem like a good idea for children and b) I’m hoping is edited out of the press cut I am watching before it comes to your TV. You’re about to find out, because here we go. Did everyone have a nice holiday? A happy New Year’s Eve? A happy New Year’s Day … thus far? One that you’re willing to sacrifice to all the arguing that is surely about to entail? Or maybe you have a raging headache from too much celebrating that you doubt could possibly be made worse by what happens here. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window).Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window).Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window).Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window).Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window).
